yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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