OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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