we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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