This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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