is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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