Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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