i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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