god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
