he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
