Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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