We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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