Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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