matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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