Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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