there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
All the doctor said was why
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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