She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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