So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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