Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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