Swine flu. Run for my life!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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