just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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