Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just found puke in my bra..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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