Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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