Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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