I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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