I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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