Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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