You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
