Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Is it because I queefed?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
