Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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