How'd it feel making her break her religion?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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