Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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