You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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