Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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