I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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