somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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