I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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