Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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