Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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