Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
