I'm so fucking centered right now
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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