Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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