Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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