i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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