So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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