Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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