It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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