We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
