How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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