New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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