Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
