he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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