he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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