Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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