shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So squirting runs in the family.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
