when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Two words: nipple clamps
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